A quick look back over a few of the great T-Shirts of the Summer of 1999.

• I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
  (on a field of dandelions)
• If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven
  I Ain't Going
• If It's Tourist Season -
  Why Can't We Hunt Them?
• Senior Citizen -
  Give Me My Damn Discount
• No, It Doesn't Hurt
  (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
• If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
  (on the back of a passing motorcyclist)
• I Used To Be Schizophrenic -
  But We're OK Now
• I Didn't Climb to the Top of the
  Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
  (at countless backyard grills)
• Front: Yale Is Just One Big Party
  Back: With a $25,000 Cover Charge
• Coffee, Chocolate, Men...
  Some Things Are Just Better Rich
• Liberal Arts Major...
  Will Think For Money
• Gravity...
  It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
• If At First You Don't Succeed,
  Skydiving Isn't Your Sport
• Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
• In America, Anyone Can Be President.
  That's One of the Risks You Take.
• First Things First
  Not Necessarily in That Order