A magician is performing his act at an outdoor festival and a
kid in the front can't stop bothering him.

"How did you do that?"

"I'll volunteer!"

"Do another one" and so on........

the guy
finishes his act and is back stage when the kid arrives. "Please
mister , show me how to do a trick please!!"

The magician
says"O.K.....Bend over"

So the kid bends over

"Now I'm gonna stick
my thumb up your butt and you tell me if you can feel it"
Kid"OKI CAN FEEL ITI CAN FEEL IT. "

The magician
reaches his arms around the kid and with both thumbs in the kids face
says"TA-DA!!!"

Making People Piss Their Pants Since 1999!