The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing
capacity one Sunday morning.

The preacher was ready
to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black
coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church
while the other stayed at the back of the church.

They
both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic
weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "EVERYONE WILLING
TO TAKE A BULLET FOR JESUS STAY IN YOUR SEAT!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.

The
deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director
and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about 20 people left
sitting in the church.

The preacher was holding steady
in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the
preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now.
You may begin the service."