A boy was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The
boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful Princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful
Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for
girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool. "