One queer decides to have a tattoo done.

On arrival to the tattooist he spots a picture of Evander Holyfield.

"Oh he's my favourite darling.... can you do him on the cheek of my ass??" he asked the tattooist.

So it was done.

On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall, this time Mike Tyson.

"Oh good lord " the queer bloke blurted out.

"I just adore big Mike, can you do him on my other cheek please lovey"

So it was done.

On returning home his boyfriend says " Well drop your trousers, give us a look."

Queer bloke 1 dropped his pants to reveal his ass, to which the boyfriend replied in fright,

"I think our relationship is over, because I sure as Hell ain't getting in the ring with those two!"