1. I swallowed a goldfish!
2. Did you know your lipstick works better than my crayons?
3. Does grape juice leave a stain??
4. The principal called.....
5. But DAD says that word all the time.
6. What's it cost to fix a window nowadays?
7. Has anyone seen my earthworms?
8. I painted your shoes pretty, huh, Mommy?
9. Well, the dog sure doesn't like dressing up in your clothes.
10. I'm moving out. (Well, maybe some days