1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out
    under your own name (5 points).
  2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display
    to replenish your own supply (5 points, 10 if neighbor's whole
    light sets or lighted Santa goes out).
  3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper,
    or reindeer.
    (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered
    species, 5 extra points).
  4. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children (1 point
    for each piece of sticky candy).
    If you put out a chocolate or
    marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.
  5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart,
    or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress
    your friends (5 points for each infraction).
  6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on
    Christmas day (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are
    stuck in a phone booth.
  7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of
    goodies for later consumption at home (5 points; 15 points if
    you use this stuff for your own party).
  8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own
    (Southern California & Florida only, others ignore: 5 points).
  9. After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially
    produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made.
    (5 points;
    15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).
  10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite
    no-no (20 points).

Evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale" from 20 to 100.

 

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