- Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh
darling, you shouldn't have. "
Also Known As: What a Girl, Precious, One of the Boys,
Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, Agreeable, Kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday. - Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothing no-
talent SOB! Can't you see you're making me miserable?"
Also Known As: She-Devil, Sourpuss, The Nag, My Old
Lady
Advantages: Pays attention to you. Disadvantages: Screeches, Throws frying pans - Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. "
Also Known As: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious - The Boss - "Stand up straight. Put on a different
tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't give me that look. "
Also Known As: Whipcracker, Sergeant, Ms. Know-it-All,
Ball and Chain
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what? - Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, or hair color?"
Also Known As: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw
C'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed - Wild Woman - "I've got an idea. Let's get drunk and
make love on the front lawn. I done it before. It's
fun!"
Also Known As: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Unconscious
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs - Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly
cartoons you keep snickering at"
Also Known As: No Fun, Humorless, Cold Fish, Iceberg,
Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages: You will have no friends. - Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance
will explain how I feel about our relationship"
Also Known As: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball,
Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, Unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud. - Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just
the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I
want to make love to you like a crazed weasel. "
Also Known As: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout,
Perfection, The One
Advantages: Funny, Intelligent, Uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.
