A man inherited a bunch of money & decided that he wanted to visit Egypt to see the old ruins.

He went to Jamal's used camel lot to purchase a camel to ride across the desert, as he had seen in may movies.

Jamal had camels in groups $200.00, $500.00 & $1000.00 camels.

"What's the difference" our exploring friend asked? 

"The length of time they can go without stopping for water" replied Jamal.  "For example a $1000.00 camel can go a week without a drink."

Not wanting to be stuck in the desert, our hero purchased the most expensive camel on the property.

He loaded up the nest morning & headed out across the burning sands.

After only 2 days the camel was nearly stepping on his tongue from thirst.

Returning, in a furor, to Jamal's he complained about the performance of his steed. 

"Did you brick him" asked Jamal? 

"Brick him?"

At that point Jamal took the camel to a water trough. 

While the camel was drinking he took 2 bricks and smashed the camels testicles between them. 

The camel drew in a large breath in pain.

"There! Now he'll go a week!"