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Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks??
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At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
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Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
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I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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If I had a face like yours; I'd sue my parents!
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
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Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
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Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
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Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
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How would you like to feel the way you look?
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
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I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
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I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
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I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
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I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
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I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
