Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading
the paper after breakfast.

He came across an article about a beautiful
actress that was about to marry a football player who's lack of IQ was
common knowledge.

He turned to his wife, Esther with a look of question on his face. "Oy!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."

His wife replies, "Why thank you, dear!"