A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor.

"I feel
really good today. I started out this morning with an act of
unselfish generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's a lot of money
to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said,
'Thanks.' "