Three men die in a car crash, arrive to the gates of hell, and Satan sees them personally.

"You three have lived as you have and now are here. Tell me what you enjoyed the most on Earth and you will suffer for a thousand years doing just that." Satan bellows at them.

The first man say's "Eat! I could eat all day and night."

Satan goes to a door, opens it, and there is food everywhere. Mountains of it. "I'll see you in a thousand years." The man goes in and Satan shuts the door.

The second man say's "Have sex! I could get laid all day and night."

Satan goes to a second door, opens it, and there are women of every race, height, hair color, everywhere. "I'll see you in a thousand years." The man goes in and Satan shuts the door.

The third man say's "Smoke pot! I could blaze all day and night."

Satan goes to a third door, opens it, and there are mountains of marijuana everywhere. "I'll see you in a thousand years." The man goes in and Satan shuts the door.

A thousand years later, Satan goes to the first door and opens it. All the food is gone and the man is as big as a mountain.

"What did you learn?" Satan asks.

"I'll never over-eat again."

Satan lets him out.

Satan goes to the second door and opens it.

Most of the women are pregnant, there are babys, and all sorts of nastyness everywhere.

"What did you learn?" Satan asks.

"I think I've turned gay."

Satan lets him out.

Satan goes to the third door and opens it.

All of the pot is still sitting in the room and the man is sitting in the middle of the room crying.

Satan walks up to him and asks "Hey man, are you alright?"

The man looks up and asks "You got a light man?!"