- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on
sale. - A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find that man. - To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to
understand
her at all. - Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die. - Any married man can forget his past mistakes,
there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things. - A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does. - A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
