Armani
Which Art in Hermes

Hallowed be thy Gucci

Thy Cartier watch

Thy Prada bag

on Rodeo
As it is in Tiffany's

Give us this day,

our Visa Gold

And forgive us this overdraft

As we forgive those

who stop our Mastercard

Lead us not into JC Penney

And deliver us from Sears

For thine is the Chanel,

the Gaultier and the Versace

For Dolce and Gabbana

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