After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for
my birthday today, what do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." her husband replied.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and
gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it -to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"

 

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