"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've
got to help me. Every night I have the same horrible dream.  
I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden, five gorgeous women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And, what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And, what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please, break my arms!"

 

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