Are you Bored, tired of the same old routine, want to make someone else's
life a living hell for a change.

Then get out of your house, you deserve a
break today.

Have an extra-specially fun time At your local ?...
Wall-Mart!

Try some of the following on some unsuspecting employees and
customers.

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
   when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
   throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the
   restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
   think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
   and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
   only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why
    won't you people just leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror
    while you pick your nose.
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
    battlefield with GI Joe's vs. the X-Men.
13. Ask other customers if they have any Gray Poupon.
14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
    clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the
    restrooms.
16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
    Impossible."
17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with
    various funnels.
19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
    things like "pick me! Pick me!"
20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the
    fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices
    again!"
21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that
    you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little
    umbrella in it.
22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out
    of toilet paper in here!"