1. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart
  2. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts
  3. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private
  4. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes
  5. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times
  6. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others
  7. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others
  8. CARELESS : Farts in church
  9. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles
  10. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time
  11. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest
  12. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go
  13. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating
  14. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head
  15. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog
  16. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell
  17. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own
  18. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution
  19. FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours
  20. FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts
  21. GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart
  22. HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
  23. IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs
  24. LAZY : Just fizzles
  25. MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles
  26. MISERABLE : Can't fart at all
  27. MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell
  28. NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart
  29. PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant
  30. SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers
  31. SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts
  32. SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying
  33. SHY : Blushes when he farts silently
  34. SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear
  35. SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present
  36. SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog
  37. STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole
  38. STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter
  39. THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve
  40. TIMID : Jumps when he farts
  41. UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself
  42. VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart
  43. WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion
  44. WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit