Of Course I Love Ya Darling

You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird

And When I Say You're Gorgeous

I Mean Every Single Word

So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side

I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab

It Means That When I'm Ready

There's Somethin' There To Grab

So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More

I Tell Ya, I Don't Care

So Long As When I Cuddle Ya

I Can Get My Arms Round There

No Sheila Who Is Your Age

Has Nice Round Perky Breasts

They Just Gave Into Gravity

But I Know Ya Did Ya Best

I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now

I Never Tell Ya Lies

I Think It's Very Sexy That

You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs

I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave

The Moment That We Met

I Thought U Was As Good As

I Was Ever Gonna Get

No Matter Wot U Look Like

I'll Always Love Ya Dear

Now Shut Up While The Footys On

And Get Me Bloody Beer!