The newlyweds checked into the honeymoon suite, but the next morning came down to breakfast separately and immediately started arguing.
After the wife left, the man asked the hotel manager if he could check out early because his new wife had left him.
The manager asked, "What's wrong? Didn't you have a good time last night?"
The man replied, "Oh, last night was the best night of my life."
"Then why did she leave?"
He replied, "I had it with the maid!"