For appearances' sake, a faggot married a young career girl and they set up
housekeeping.

One evening he stopped at her office to pick her up for dinner,
and found her with her boss on the office couch, locked in a passionate
embrace.

Next day, he indignantly told one of his gay friends about the
incident.

"Well,'' says his friend, '' I certainly hope you did something
about it.''

' I should say so,'' lisped the outraged husband. '' I utterly
destroyed that couch.''