Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual.

One
of them is an Italian, one a Black guy and the other is a Jewish guy.

They
are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager.

They bet
who can make love to their wife and make her scream the longest.

They
agree to return next week, and compare.

Next week, they all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on
their faces.

The Italian guy can't control himself, he says, "I
definitely won, I took my wife out to dinner, I bought her roses, I took
her home and made love to her and she screamed for an hour."

The black
guy says, "Man, I got you beat, I cooked dinner for my wife, and for
desert I poured honey all over her and made love to her and she screamed
for two hours."

The Jewish guy states, "I got you both beat, I made love to my wife for 3
minutes, I pulled out, I wiped my schmeckle on the curtain and she is
still screaming!"