Three guys are applying for a job at the CIA.

After the initial interview
they give the guys the "loyalty" test.

They hand a gun to the first guy,
tell him his best friend is in the next room and he is to go in there and
shoot him.

After a few minutes, the guy comes back, hands the gun to the
interviewer, shakes his head and says, "I just couldn't do it."

The second guy - same thing.

The third guy takes the gun, goes into the other room.

They all hear,
"Bang.. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

Then a bunch of crashing, hollering and
thrashing.

Finally the guy comes out and says, "Well, I shot him, but some
fool put blanks in the gun. I had to kill him with the chair."

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