AGE	DRINK
17	beer
25	vodka
35	scotch
48	double scotch
66	Mylanta
AGE	SEDUCTION LINE
17	My parents are away for the weekend.
25	My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35	My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48	My wife is away for the weekend
66	My wife is dead.
AGE	FAVORITE SPORT
17	sex
25	sex
35	sex
48	channel surfing
66	napping
AGE	DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17	"tongue"
25	"breakfast"
35	"She didn't set back my therapy."
48	"I didn't have to meet her kids."
66	"Got home alive."
AGE	FAVOURITE FANTASY
17	a winning goal after the siren
25	sex in an aeroplane
35	menage a trois
48	taking over the company
66	Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
AGE	WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17	25
25	35
35	48
48	66
66	17
AGE	IDEAL DATE
17	Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25	"Split the cheque before we go back to my place."
35	"Just come over."
48	"Just come over and cook."
66	Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.