Meanwhile, a farmer is plowing his field one day when a Martian
flying saucer lands on his farm.

The stunned farmer gets off his
tractor & starts slowly walking toward the spacecraft.

Suddenly a
hatch opens, two Martians emerge & walks up to the farmer.

One of the Martians points toward the farmer's pig pen and in broken
English asks "Are those your pigs?"

The farmer replies "Yep."

The Martian then asks "Would you accept a
million dollars for all your pigs?"

To which the farmer replies
"Hell yes I would!"

The other Martian then walked back to the
spaceship, punched $1,000,000.00 into his currency replication
machine and soon returned with the cash which he gave to the farmer.

He then pulled a small vial from his pocket, it contained a very
small pig.

The very small pig was released from the vial.

Quickly
ran over to the pig pen, ate all the pigs without increasing in
size, ran back to the Martian & jumped back into the vial which the
Martian put back into his pocket.

By now the first Martian had noticed the farmer's goat pen.

A
similar deal was arranged, the cash exchanged & yet another small
vial containing a very small goat did its trick.

The two Martians thanked the farmer & started walking back to their
spaceship.

The farmer scratched his head, thought for a moment, then
ran up to the Martians and asked "Hey fellows, would y'all be
willing to sell me one of them vials containing an itty bitty
Aboriginal?"