Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,'
there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation.

One morning, after a particularly moving sermon, he announced, "Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"

The crowd fell into an expectant silence.

The Minister continued, "One of you, here among us, has been
reporting that I am a member of the dreaded 'Klu Klux Klan.' This, of
course, is not true! I am asking that the guilty party confess and
apologize now - right here - before my flock of loyal followers."

Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded, "Preacher, please, I
don't know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of my
close friends that ... you were a wizard under the sheets."