Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the
English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of -luck, Or
have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or
get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the
shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plain
shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you
don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or
not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you
to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a
nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
happened to catch a load of shit from some
shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!