An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon
a casket containing a mummy.
After examining it, he called the curator
of a prestigious natural history museum.
"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart
failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.
To which the curator
replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."
A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were
right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you
know?"
"Easy," the archaeologist answered, "there was a piece of paper
in his hand that said, '10,000
Shekels on Goliath'."