At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of
July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known
generally as 'Lover's Lane' did the defendant have sexual relations
with you?"

"Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

"And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your
knowledge, have a climax?" the lawyer continued.

"Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure . . . he had one of them real
fancy Mazdas."