A guy is walking down the beach and sees a man with a bunch of women
around him.
After the day is over the guy goes up to him and asks
"what's your secret"?
The man answers "I feel sorry for you, so I'll
tell you my secret. Before every day begins, I put a potato in my in
my bathing suit and strut up and down the beach".
The guy gives it a
go and puts the patato in his bathing suit and struts up and down the
beach - but nothing happens.
So he asks the man what's the problem.
The man answers "it should work, maybe it's the way you strut - take a
few steps and let me see".
After a few steps the man says " I know
what the problem is........ the potato goes in the front".