The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself.

He came
swishing down the aisle and said to the man and the woman seated
beside him, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll
be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that the woman hadn't
moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
a Princess. I take orders from no one!"

"Well, sweetie , in my country, I'm called a Queen so I outrank
you. Put up the tray, bitch!"