This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but now we
know.

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
  race...you're a male chauvinist.
• If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy ass.
• If you work too hard...there's never any time for her .
• If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
• If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
  your lazy ass and find something better.
• If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
• If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
• If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
• If you keep quiet..........your gay.
• If you cry............you're a wimp.
• If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
• If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
  chauvinist.
• If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
  woman.
• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
  domination.
• If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
• If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
  pervert.
• If you don't..............you're gay.
• If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
  shape..............you're sexist.
• If you don't.................you're unromantic or gay.
• If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're gay.
• If you don't................you're a slob.
• If you buy her flowers.............you're after some pussy.
• If you don't....................you're a thoughtless bastard and
  probably gay.
• If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
• If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
• If she has a headache............she's tired.
• If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore and you
  are gay.
• If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
• If you don't................there must be someone else or your gay.

Men die first because they want to!!!!