For
thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with
women.

Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make
the woman happy.

Do
something she likes, and you get points.

Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You
don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry,
that's the way the game is played.

Here is
a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

 

You
make the bed

+1

You
make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows

0

You
throw bedspread over rumpled sheets

-1

You
leave the toilet seat up

-5

You
replace toilet paper roll when it is empty

-1

When toilet paper empty, you resort to Kleenex

-2

When Kleenex runs out, you use next bathroom

+5

You
go out to buy her extra-lite panty liners with wings

+5

in
the snow

+8

but
return with beer

-5

and
no liners

-25

You
check out suspicious noise at night

0

You
check out suspicious noise and it is nothing

0

You
check out suspicious noise and it is something

+5

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