Ok guys..here are the rules...

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. No male can possibly know all the rules.
3. The rules are subject to change at any time without notification.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she MUST immediately
   change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
   which
   was a direct result of something the male did or said.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the
   misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the
   Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to
    be
    angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not
    she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.