A man took his wife to a Broadway show.
During the first intermission he had to take a leak in the meanest way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the restrooms, but instead all he found was a beautiful fountain with foliage.
Nobody was watching, so he decided to take a leak right there.
When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun.
He searched in the dark until he found his wife.
"Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.
"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"