A guy was coming home from work in the city, driving country
roads to get home.

He looks in his rear view mirror and sees
an ambulance.

He pulls over and as the ambulance passes,
he sees the back door is open a little.

The ambulance goes
over a bump and out falls an ice chest.

The guy rushes over
to the ice chest and opens it up.

Inside is a human toe in the
ice.

He sees he can't catch the ambulance so he gets in his
car and rushes to the nearest gas station to call 911.

They tell him they will send a car right away but that all of their
patrol cars are in use and to just wait 20 minutes.

So he waits
20 minutes until the tow truck shows up.

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