A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington.

The bride is concerned. "What if the place is still bugged?"

The groom says "I'll look for a bug."

He looks behind the
drapes, behind the pictures and under the rug.

"AHA!" Under
the rug was a disc with four screws.

He gets his screwdriver,
unscrews the screws, and throws the disc out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds..."How was your room?", "How was the service?", "How was your
stay at the Watergate Hotel?"

The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these
questions?"

The hotel manager says "Well, the room under you complained
of the chandelier falling on them!"