- I'm glad we have this date tonight. My boyfriend just got out of prison and I really didn't want to be alone.
- Do you mind if we stop by the free clinic? I want to see if my test results are in.
- Before we go out, we have to get the rules straight.
- Don't worry, I've got the training sessions cut down to an hour if you're a good boy and pay attention.
- That's odd, you sounded handsome on the phone.
- Do you have to shine your bald spot or does that glare just happen?
- This is my first date since I was released from Bellevue.
- They think that schizo-paranoia thing was because of unresolved issues in my past lives. By the way, why do you keep calling me Mary?
- Turn here! That looks like my husbands car ahead.
- You look surprised. Didn't you know I was a male impersonator?
- I'm sorry, something came up and I can't make it, but I've arranged for my cousin Grunhilda to go out with you. Have you ever dated a female wrestler before?
