- I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
- A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
- As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
- I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels
of suspicion and paranoia. - Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are
no sweeter words than I told you so. - I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and
complain. - As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward
me in many ways to keep me quiet. - I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that
are someone else's fault. - I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no
personality at all. - Joan of Arc heard voices too.
- When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But
not nearly as gratifying. - The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do
nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice
things. - As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a
gun. - Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching
TV.
Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom. - Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll
find someone. - Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it
worrying about the future? - I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can
laugh at. - I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to
learn from them.
