- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism
to steal from many is research. - Two wrongs are only the beginning.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
- The sooner you fall behind,
the more time you'll have to catch up. - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- If you must choose between two evils,
pick the one you've never tried before. - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- Borrow money from pessimists:
they don't expect it back. - Half the people you know are below average.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
