- Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
- Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the
house. - Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers,
and the truth. - Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
- Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
- Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
- Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will
get them. - Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know
how to cook them. - Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is
Bambi... - Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over
there.
