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You know, I've been complaining a lot lately.I don't blame you for ignoring me.
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That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
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The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
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While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed.
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If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still recover.
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Bar food again?? Kick ass!
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I liked that wedding even more than ours.Your ex-girlfriend has class.
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That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
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I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
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I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day !
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Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
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It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
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Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
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I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
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Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
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You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.
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You are so much smarter than my father.
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If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.
