- "A hundred bucks?!? What can I get for ten?"
- "Mmmmm, yeah baby, take it off! C'mon, nice & slow ... That's goo--
AAAARRGGGG!! Disconnected again! Friggin' AOL!!!" - "Dammit! They just don't make these colostomy
bags as strong as they used to!" - "Oooh, you're so BIG! Oooh, you're so POWERFUL!
Oooh, your batteries just died!" - " ... 'Rectum? It nearly killed him.' Get it? Wait ... come back!"
- "No, really, I always yawn like that when I climax."
- "It's called a 'bra.' Women wear them under their clothes."
- "Don't laugh -- if *all* penises were this small,
birth control would be a thing of the past!" - "OK, now put on the Deanna Troi mask and say
'Captain, I can sense your throbbing manhood!' ...No, no, try it again
with more accent!" - "Oh, Baby! Here I expected 5, and you whip out 13!!"
- "Well, what you lack in size, you make up for in speed."
- "Top 5? C'mon, it's more like the Top 3 1/2!"
- "Wait! Wait! We can't start until I find my beret!!"
- "Dammit Mom! Knock first!"
- "OK, this time, *you* be Martha Stewart and *I'll*
be Rico the gardener." - "Look, lover boy, $120 means $120 -- I don't give
a shit if that works out to $240 a minute." - "Mind if I wedge my calculator under your breast
there while we're doing this?" - "Shave it? You're lucky I washed it."
- "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I *WAS* the
original body model for the Ken doll. How in the world did
you guess?"
