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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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People seem to read the Bible a whole lot as they get older
it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
