There was a man named Jones and he played 3rd string center for a pro football team.

Friday came around and he started to feel ill.

As the weekend went on he got worse.

It came time for the game on Monday night and he could not get out of bed.

His wife told him to go cause they needed the money and that all he had to do is sit on the bench.

Feeling real ill he told his wife that he could not go.

She gets the idea to dress in is his uniform and just sit on the bench in his place because he almost never plays.

During the first quarter the first string center gets knocked out.

During the 2nd quarter the 2nd string center gets knocked out.

The coach yells "Jones get in there," so she goes out onto the field and immediately gets knocked out.

Twenty minutes later she wakes up finding the coach over her pushing on her tits saying, "Don't worry Jones when we get your balls back down your dick will pop out."