Johnnie`s teacher got
up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a
guessing game.

The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It`s
red in color and round. It`s soft, but it`s hard."

Johnnie raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I know it`s a red rubber
ball."

The teacher said, "No Johnnie, it`s an apple, but I like the way
that you think."

Next the teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back.

"I
have something behind my back. It`s orange in color and round. It`s
soft, but it`s hard," said Johnnie`s teacher.

Johnnie raised his hand
again and said, "Teacher, teacher, I know it`s an orange rubber ball."

The teacher looked at Johnnie and said, "No Johnnie, it`s an orange, but
I like the way that you think."

Johnnie was now getting the hang of it so he asked the teacher if he
could try one.

Johnnie grabbed an object and put it behind his back and
said, "I have something behind my back. It`s pink in color and it`s
LONG. It`s soft, but it`s HARD."

The teacher, getting upset, yelled at
Johnnie, "Now Johnnie, I`m going to have to tell the principal about
this perverted behavior."

Johnnie stopped her and said, "But, teacher all I have is my pink
eraser, but I like the way that you THINK!!!"