An old woman in a North Carolina ER complained of green vines growing from
her vagina.
Investigation revealed a large potato trapped in her womb.
The
woman then suddenly remembered that she had inserted it two weeks
previously, because she thought that her uterus was falling out.
A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloodied
restaurant towels.
The man had his around his waist, and the woman had
hers around her head.
They eventually explained to doctors that they had
gone out that evening for a romantic dinner.
Overcome with passion, the
woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man.
While in
the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the
man's member and wrench it from side to side.
In agony and desperation,
the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
A World War II veteran came into a London clinic with a hemorrhoid
problem.
One painful pile would often hang down from the man's anus and he
was in the habit of pushing it back up with an artillery shell.
On this
occasion, the shell got stuck.
Doctors were going to remove it but the man
told them the shell was still live.
So the hospital called in the army
bomb disposal squad, who built a lead box around the man's anus to defuse
the shell so it could be removed.