Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her
sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone
Star State.

She had wanted to taste some real Texas Bar B Que,
take in a bona fide Texas Rodeo and have intimate relations
with a Texan.

Upon her return, her sorority mates were curious as to how she
fared...

"Let me tell you, Buffy", she confided, "They have an
indigenous bush down there called Mesquite - and when they slow
cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, Man-o-Manachevitz!!!
That beef not only melts in your mouth... the taste is beyond
belief! ... 'Mmm mmmm Good' doesn't even come close!"

"And the men?" Buffy asked impatiently.

"...and I went to a real rodeo ...Talk about athletes - these
guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except
they ride a horse out at full gallop, throw a rope on these
huge bulls, then jump off the horses and literally grab the
bulls by the horns and throw 'em to the ground, and tie 'em
up, and that's not all! It's a race!! They ALL do it and only
the fastest gets any prize money!

"Virginia! ... Come on ... tell us!!! - you said you wanted -
Well... speaking Biblically, to 'know' a Texan... what happened?"

"Well," Virginia admitted, "I'll admit, I was tempted... But
when I was at the rodeo and I saw the outline of the condoms
in the back pocket of those Texan's jeans...I changed my mind.