Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow, and black -- were sitting in
the waiting room at the vet's office when they began a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the brown and said, "So, why are you here?"

The brown Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything: the sofa, the
drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I
pissed
in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black Lab said, "So, what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown Lab. "All the vets
are
prescribing it. It works for everything."

He then turned to the yellow Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
trees I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
owner's
couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquired.

"Looks like Prozac for me, too," the dejected yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab and asked, "Well, what are you
here for?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat,
a
pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I
see.
Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down
to
dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
started humping away."

The yellow and brown Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, Prozac for
you, too, huh?"

The black Lab said, "No, I'm just here to get my nails clipped.